Uh.

What happened this time?

Um, well, here I was going to ask about the store. I mean, if it had any good music. You know, things like "The Cure" or something.

Hel- [CRASH. Whoever made the call just dropped their phone. There's some scrabbling and clattering before the voice speaks again, firm but hesitant.] Spawn of a glitch, I hope I haven't broken this thing - Hello? Can anyone hear this transmission?

Sam? Flynn? Anyone.

[She mutters something about someone named 'Zuse', another named 'CLU', and a ( Read more... )

Bloody hell that thing almost bit me. It's er... Outside the house now.

If anyone wants to swing by 195 Daffodil Street and waste that bloody zombie, I'd be more than willing to give them their choice of alcohol.

[More concerned with the fog and the creatures he might encounter as he heads out into it, Ichigo isn't paying as close attention as perhaps he should as he quickly types up a text message. Meant to go to his father, he doesn't know it's going to out everyone when he hits send ( Read more... )

[If you happen to be using a computer (one of the town's computers) at around noon, you'll notice that the screen takes on a Blue Screen of Death, but instead of displaying the default text of "you're computer is fucked," it displays:]

>hello|

[You can answer the prompt by typing to it. You can also leave it be and the screen will eventually ( Read more... )

[When Quorra appears on the screen, she's sitting cross-legged on the floor in her living room, surrounded by what at first glance appear to be the picked-apart remains of several dozen shiny green bugs. On closer inspection, they appear to be mechanical in nature, with gold flecks glinting among tiny green microchips ( Read more... )